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You’re a Wizard, Harry!
Written by Zen Terrelonge
Potter 7.2 is driving people crazy across the globe.
Tears have spilled, minds have been numbed and the risk of a potential riot due to a lack of magic in the lives of the public is a very real threat.
Before the masses take to the streets in a frenzy uttering all manner of enchantments, let’s celebrate the verbal delights (spells and non) that were created for our pleasure with a few select quotes from the series.
At the foot of the page – don’t miss taking ‘A Look Back’ at some of the best bits in a very special featurette!
The Philosopher’s Stone
Hagrid: You’re a wizard, Harry!
Harry Potter: I’m a what?
Draco Malfoy: Think my name’s funny, do you? No need to ask yours.
Red hair… and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley.
Severus Snape: Mister Potter. Our new celebrity
Ron Weasley: Bloody hell!
The Chamber Of Secrets
Lucius Malfoy: Let me see. Red hair… vacant expressions… tatty second hand book… you must be the Weasleys.
Draco Malfoy: “Enemies of the Heir Beware”? You’ll be next, mudbloods.
Tom Marvolo Riddle: Let’s match the power of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Salazar Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter.
Ron: Bloody hell!
The Prisoner of Azkaban
Dumbledore: happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.
Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape. Once again you’ve put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion.
Harry: EXPECTO PATRONUM!
The Goblet Of Fire
Voldemort: Don’t you turn your back on me, Harry Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!
Draco Malfoy: Why so tense, Potter? My father and I have a bet, you see. See, I don’t think you’re going to last ten minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won’t last five!
Harry: I don’t give a damn what your father thinks, Malfoy! He’s vile and cruel, and you’re just pathetic!
The Order Of The Phoenix
Dumbledore: Cornelius, I implore you to see reason. The evidence that the Dark Lord has returned is incontrovertible.
Voldemort: You’re a fool, Harry Potter, and you will lose everything.
Harry: This is mad. Who’d want to be taught by me? I’m a nutter, remember?
Ron: Look on the bright side. You can’t be any worse than old toad face.
Harry: Thanks, Ron.
Ron: I’m here for you, mate.
The Half-Blood Prince
Remus Lupin: You’re blinded by hatred.
Harry: No I’m not!
Remus Lupin: Yes you are!
Severus Snape: Has it ever crossed your brilliant mind that I don’t want to do this anymore?
Dumbledore: Whether it has or it hasn’t is irrelevant; you gave me your word.
Harry: It was Malfoy.
Minerva McGonagall: That is a very serious accusation, Potter.
Severus Snape: Indeed. Your evidence?
Harry: I just know.
Severus Snape: You just… know? Once again, you astonish me with your gifts Potter. Gifts mere mortals could only dream of possessing. How grand it must be, to be the chosen one.
The Deathly Hallows: Part One
‘Mad-Eye’ Moody: [Handing out Polyjuice Potion] Fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss.
Fred Weasley: Have lots of experience with that, do you, Mad-Eye?
Lucius Malfoy: My Lord?
Voldemort: [Mockingly] My Lord?
Rufus Scrimgeour: These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry: We, ever your servants, will continue to defend your liberty and repel the forces that seek to take it from you! Your Ministry remains, strong.
Harry: You’re brilliant Hermione!
Hermione Granger: Actually I’m highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.
Voldemort: I have seen your heart, and it is mine.
The Deathly Hallows: Part Two
Flitwick: You do realize we can’t keep out You-Know-Who indefinitely.
Minerva McGonagall: That doesn’t mean we can’t delay him. And his name is Voldemort, so you might as well use it, he’s going to try and kill you either way.
Voldemort: Harry Potter, the boy who lived… come to die. Avada Kedavra!
Harry: Come on Tom, let’s finish this the way we started it. Together!
Neville Longbottom: [To the Snatchers] Yeah! You and whose army?
